Quotes

Marge Bouvier Simpson:
"If I wasn't a housewife, I think I'd be a homemaker, or maybe a domestic engineer."
"Most women will tell you that you're a fool to think you can change a man. But those women are quitters!"
"It doesn't matter how you feel inside. It's what shows up on the surface that counts."

Homer J. Simpson:
"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never to try."
"Maybe, for once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene'."

Bart Simpson:
"If I do something bad and there's no one there to catch me, does that make me good?"
"I can't promise I'll try. But I'll try to try."

Lisa Simpson:
"I refuse to believe that everybody refuses to believe the truth."
"You thought I couldn't, but I could, I did, and I could do it again."
"Ugh! I am sick of everyone being so proud of me!"