Today angry girlfriend Wallis Chan aged 27, decided to chop off her long term boyfriend, David Quach, also 27, penise, after a bitter argument of when should they get married. Male witness said the sence was mortifying and barbaric while female witness said it was overdone but can be identified and justifiable. "I am so sick of waiting, I just need a date!" Wallis screamed while being taken into custody by the police. Expert psychologist Dr. Phil said this is a typical case of boyfriend waiting too long to propose causing a rebound aggression on the girl's part. He also advice long term relation couples to seek his advice on his new TV show. From the Garlic Radio News, this is Mocha McBoo reporting.
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